As some of you may have heard, I have said and did some things that have hurt many, many people. an expose document was created by Apatosaurus93, which I shall now review.

MY BLATANT PROMOTION OF DRUG USE

This is correct, in the image above, I am shown promoting methamphetamine, and the use of it. I would like to look back on this, and say, that I do not wish to condone the use of drugs. Drugs can be very harmful, and I would hope for you all to keep away from them.

IMPERSONATION

On these accusations of impersonation, I would like to come out and say that I am not NoahReal. There is only one real NoahReal, and that is who I am not. I promise that I shall retain my own identity, as r9ostdkgvuusf0vd9k, or Le Ebic R9 for short.

FATNESS

Finally, I would like to say, yes, I am almost as fat as your mother, and I make her shake in her boots.

All in all, I would like to say that I am really and truly sorry for my terrible actions. I will promise to improve from this, though if you think that I cannot be forgiven, that is completely understandable.