9 year old me after squishing a cockroach and leaving it instead of wiping it up as a warning to the other roaches infesting the house:

Posture check❗️❗️❗️

Brooo my mom just told me that she's gonna have to work on "deprogramming" me because apparently "equality movements are going too far" and I'm "embracing them too much" because I said boobs aren't a private part.

.... ... .

Since E has no lips, he's gotta get a little... 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓮 👅👅👅

banger

Me watching a niche ass drama unfold in my feed right before my eyes after I was just complaining about how nothing happens here:

Right where she fucking belongs

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Why tf does bro keep changing the thumbnail 😭🙏🥀