Petition for literal gun. It does over 900 damage. The magazine size is low though.

Since i fucking love jonathan coulton and we have the same first name i made this shit enjoy ig

Cheese.

Biden

"I hope you got your shitting pants on"

Jesus for once I'm proud of my art

This girl is a weapon.

Oh, and don't think "it's just a rat it can't scratch me"

This thing is a literal zombie, but it doesn't infect you, it KILLS YOU.

now your afraid Eh?

man I love dead estate