Yo guys it's me the real Squidward. Someone hacked me because my password was 1234567890 but now I have sued Luigi for hacking me and now I am back. What did I miss? Also btw don't fall for this propaganda image, Spongebob is trying to frame me.

We need to solve the @MemeManOfficial lore right now. He has been acting suspicious even though I'm also sus sus sus sus.

im bacc now

Do not let this AI drink the among us potion at 3 am!1!1!1!1111!1

I am the true and honest squidward @cocksquidballsward

First image: how csbw looks like

Second image: how I look like

PLEASE HELP ME I'M LIVING IN MISERY PLAYING LABYRINTH ZONE ACT 3 PLEASE HELP ME I'M SICK AND TIRED OF LIVING LIKE THIS I WANT TO GO TO STAR LIGHT ZONE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE I'M GOING INSANE PLEASE HELP I'M RETHINKING MY LIFE CHOICES RIGHT NOW PLEASE HELP!!!

Squidward Freestyle

I AM NOW IN A COMPETITION WITH @cocksquidballsward FOR THE FUNNIEST SQUIDWARD AND IT WILL BE HARD BECAUSE OF HOW UNFUNNY WE ARE.

I am composing something suspicious, perhaps mistrustful behind the scenes.

I'm gonna be releasing another hood classic soon. It will be the best thing you have ever heard