HEY GUYS SQUIDWARD HERE I'M GONNA BE RELEASING MY HIT CLASSIC SONG SOON. I HOPE YOU'RE READY BECAUSE I WILL COMMIT EPIC BANGOR AND EVENTUALLY CALL THAT AIRSTRIKE ON @SomeSIIGFanFurwalker I MEAN (insert bad excuse for calling an airstrike here) /hj

@SomeSIIGFanFurwalker, boyfriend of @MemeManOfficial . I AM SO MAD BECAUSE YOU PINGED ME AND THAT WAS ANNOYING NOW I AM GOING TO SPAM MEMES IN THE SPACE INVADERS THE ULTIMATE JOLTGAME'S GENERAL CHAT BECAUSE OF REVENGE. /srs

May 1 is squidward anniversary. Please celebrate squidard day as much as possible :)

An alien diplomat wants to introduce itself to Earthlings.

Send them our message of good will by liking this post. If you do, it'll give you coins and stickers!

You have until the quest "A Transmission From Beyond the Stars" expires to like this post.

I am the true and honest squidward @cocksquidballsward

First image: how csbw looks like

Second image: how I look like

🏳️‍🌈 Pride Month is Coming Soon! 🏳️‍🌈

Show your pride by completing Pride Month quests and spend Joltbux to support The Trevor Project's mission to help LGBTQ+ youth!

Everything starts on June 1st!

I AM NOW IN A COMPETITION WITH @cocksquidballsward FOR THE FUNNIEST SQUIDWARD AND IT WILL BE HARD BECAUSE OF HOW UNFUNNY WE ARE.

Hey guys squidward here it's time to celebrate that we have a new spongebob squarepants realm!1111111!!!!

We have a question and we wanna know: What game do you wish would get a sequel? Complete the quest and you'll get a Gaming Legends rewards pack!

Hey guys it's me squidward I am back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!