Abandoned? That sounds... familiar.

Life Advice: Get some peanuts from the local Five Guys and feed the squirrels in the park

"... What is this place? The air is so cold... and mouldy. I... there's footsteps coming down the hall."

This is sorta unrelated to anything, but if you've got a moment, go check out Robert The Burglars Great Escape! It's a game a pal of mine is making, and it's completely ridiculous, and it's completely awesome. https://gamejolt.com/games/RTBGE/1047019

ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ

What is this place? Where am I going?

Some Good News & Some (kinda) Bad News

#JoltidayCharacter Ebenezer Scrooge from a Christmas Carol. But like, the Disney version where it's Scrooge McDuck. Yes. You cannot stop me.

ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏꜱꜱʀᴏᴀᴅꜱ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅʏ ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴇʟᴏᴅɪᴏᴜꜱ ʜᴇʟʟꜱ

Chat is this a glow-up (2022 vs 2025)