Nothing left in the house for them to destroy

Uac moment

I remember when I was a kid there was this parrot that was in the place I got a hair cut and this grown ass guy walks up to it and the parrot starts screaming at him fuck you fuck you ah yes the good old days

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Fun fact this is real I’ll link a video of it in the article I might film a video at some point trying to find him with my friend

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Me after the cops ask me if I went 100 mph in a school zone (the skid marks match my vehicle exactly).

Obama

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Break it down