4 years ago

batim on crack!(?)


"desk (ch1, ch5)"

henry in ch1: hey heres my old desk, *sigh* i wasted so much time in this chair

henry in ch5: hey heres my old de- wait a minute

allison: the desk-? ohhhhh

ink bendy: bruh you forgot that you have 2 desks

henry: wait how the fuck do i have 2 desks, joey, what the shit


"daddy, ill save you (part 1, ch2)"

sammy: ARISE FROM THE DARKNESS, ARISE, AND CLAIM MY OFFERING, FREE ME I BEG YOU! I SUMMON YOU INK DEMON SHOW YOUR FACE AND TAKE THIS TENDER SHEEP

henry: oh no imma ded, fuck life

ink bendy: NO DONT YOU DARE SACRIFICE MY DAD *le kills sammy and cut le rope* DADDY, UR FREEEEEEEEEE

henry: i am not ur dad *le runs*


"daddy, ill save you (part 2, ch4)"

henry: *runs into miracle station*

norman: *reaches out to open le door*

ink bendy: NO TOUCH MY DADDY *kills da projector boi*

henry: for the last time, i. am. not. ur. dad.

sammy: *comes out of an ink portal* my lord! i have found more sheep!

ink bendy: *kills le music man* shut up were having a father-son moment, bitch


"i know what your gonna say (ch2)"

sammy: here we go now, nice and tight, we wouldnt want our sheep roaming away now would we? no we wouldnt, i must admit, i am-

henry: i know what your gonna say: "honoured you came down here to visit me"

sammy: bruh how u know that?

henry: i've been through this 414 times dude, i know what ur gonna say next: "it makes what im about to do seem cruel, blah, blah, blah, and shit"

sammy: uh, wow, this studio gets even better, joey fuck you

henry: feel the same way bud

sammy: bruh

henry: bruh


"wElCoMe To BeNdY lAnD (pre-game)"

lacie: were gonna open up in 3, 2-

bertrum: 1

kids: WEEEEEE-

wally: motherfu-


meet the new and improved boris, bitch (ch4)

alice: tada~!

henry: wow, buddy you look worse than before

*sad music plays, screen goes black and white and camera zooms to buddy*

buddy: RAAAAAAAA-

*and henry stein was never seen again*




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