any Germans out there can translate?

don't y'all get the feeling that there's something slightly off?

i got an objective

THE "RED" STAINED ML!-

Today, December 08 was the day in wich Dimebag Darrell Lance Abbott was kileld, happy birthday dime, we miss you!, its been tough to keep up your legacy, but thank you for all the great concerts and music, Rest In Peace Brother Dimebag! 🫡🥀🕊️🖤🎸🤘🤟

bro what?, they gona blow up the entire place if som go wrong?!, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

GUYS, GUESS WHAT, I FINALLY BEAT THIS FUCKING GAME FROM HELL!!!!!

OK GOT IT, CHEATCODES AQUIRED! HEH!

what y'all think about spector basses?

we miss you dime, also, am i the only one who wants a guitar like his and wants to look like him?