wow i could have given one(1) birth since my last post here isnt that fascinating,,

oh god i wanna be a mom so bad..

@santa you will pay for this

Petition for literal gun. It does over 900 damage. The magazine size is low though.

haha he can PSYCHO my POMP if you know what i mea 🔨 GAH ! 🔨 AH ! 🔨 YEOWCH !🔨 OUGH ! 🔨 AH ! 🔨 AUGH ! 🔨

Cheese.

leaving the courtroom with the judge up my ass

pope died today so i will NOT be celebrating my spawn day i am angry

This girl is a weapon.

Oh, and don't think "it's just a rat it can't scratch me"

This thing is a literal zombie, but it doesn't infect you, it KILLS YOU.

now your afraid Eh?

left and right wing extremists when they're left alone for 2 minutes