Update 1.1.0

The game now includes a rarescreen and a very, very minor optimization, if you can even call it that. (it saves 1 megabyte and that's it) Anyways once we'll get to 100 downloads, I'll reveal something very cool, awesome even.

i have a genuine question, why is this the minimum resolution for a profile picture like it's no wonder this website is shitting itself half the time i open it

this has been bothering me for years now

Update. Almost everything that is promised to be in Demo 2 is now coded into the game. The demo will be in it's testing phase soon, and after that prepare for the full version of the game. Thanks for your patience.

hey gamejolt how's that nft game jam going?

i hope it has plenty of submissions!!

day 4 of fixing the game, i realized that my coding skills back then were the worst fucking thing ever conceived like jesus christ what was wrong with me

Are you ready for the silliest battle of all time?

QNA Post!

Just send the questions in the comments and I'll try my best to answer them.

he is the game dude

he is so rude

he fled to mexico when his court case was due

he called his gf sixty times a day

and when she called the cops he just ran away

when the boys are blue...

payday 3 boys in blue

coming 31/12/2024

New menu revealed.

NOTE: Demo 2 is around 70% finished. Just bits and pieces of polishing/balancing and it's ready to go.