shut up

The Jubbly Stalker.

i have a genuine question, why is this the minimum resolution for a profile picture like it's no wonder this website is shitting itself half the time i open it

this has been bothering me for years now

day 4 of fixing the game, i realized that my coding skills back then were the worst fucking thing ever conceived like jesus christ what was wrong with me

Beta 2 is released. Enough said, it is indeed 99.1% pure sillyness. (not an april fools joke)

Also join the discord: https://discord.gg/dVZxKjDHQC

Are you ready for the silliest battle of all time?

Update 1.1.0

The game now includes a rarescreen and a very, very minor optimization, if you can even call it that. (it saves 1 megabyte and that's it) Anyways once we'll get to 100 downloads, I'll reveal something very cool, awesome even.

hey gamejolt how's that nft game jam going?

i hope it has plenty of submissions!!

my asshole burns

he is the game dude

he is so rude

he fled to mexico when his court case was due

he called his gf sixty times a day

and when she called the cops he just ran away