Blockfall: Episode 2 - "3 Floors"

[Scene opens with a wide aerial shot of a floating Minecraft arena made of three layered platforms—each one slightly smaller than the one above. The void yawns beneath it.]

Narrator (Sunrise, dramatic voice): "In a world where the blocks fall and chaos rules... only one can stand tall. Or at least, not fall into the void."

[Cut to inside the arena. Plushie Steve, Plushie Freddy, Plushie Foxy, and Plushie Kirby stand on the top layer.]

Plushie Freddy: "Alright... remember, three floors! When this one drops, it’s a long way down."

Plushie Kirby (translated from Poyo): "Poyo poyo... fight me."

[Moondrop counts down from the sidelines, blowing into a kazoo like it’s the official match start horn.]

Moondrop: "3... 2... 1... BLOCKFALL!"

[Chaos erupts. Everyone starts breaking blocks under their opponents while trying to avoid falling.]

[Plushie Foxy throws a TNT block (it's decorative, but it startles Kirby who jumps and breaks a block beneath himself.)]

Plushie Kirby: "Poyo!!" [He falls to the second floor.]

[Freddy and Steve team up to trap Foxy between disappearing blocks. Foxy yeets downward screaming.]

Plushie Foxy: "NOOOOoooOO—oh hey this floor is comfier."

[Sunrise and Eclipse commentate from the Meme Theater cardboard box, now rebranded as the 'Blockfall Broadcast Booth'.]

Sunrise: "AND KIRBY’S DOWN TO FLOOR TWO! OH—THERE GOES FOXY! That glitter trap really did nothing but sparkle."

Eclipse: "Let’s not forget Steve’s signature move: ‘THE POPCORN CLUTCH’. Can he pull it off again?"

[Steve almost falls but places a slime block just in time. He bounces back up dramatically.]

Steve: "NOT TODAY, VOID."

[More chaos. Eventually, only Steve and Freddy remain on the last floor. Every step threatens to send them falling into the void. Blocks are breaking rapidly.]

Plushie Freddy: "One last move... WATER BUCKET, RELEASE!!"

[He tries to clutch, but misses the bucket. Splash. He's gone.]

Moondrop (from above, cheering): "AND THE WINNER IS... STEVE!"

[Confetti cannons go off. Someone presses the wrong button and launches a firework into the snack table.]

Sunrise (panicking): "WE NEED A NEW SNACK TABLE! AND A NEW CEILING!"

[End scene. Cut to blooper reel of plushies repeatedly missing block jumps and a clip of plushie Kirby somehow winning in a test run.]

Narrator (Sunrise): "Next time on BLOCKFALL: The Leafblower Arena... thing

s get... windy."

[Episode ends with kazoo solo.]