This is [⠠⠚⠕⠩⠀⠠⠋⠇⠑⠞⠡⠻] reporting on the recent news regarding the grand reopening of [⠠⠡⠥⠉⠅⠄⠎⠀⠠⠋⠁⠍⠊⠇⠽⠀⠠⠌⠂⠅⠓⠳⠎⠑ ]. Unfortunately, due to malfunctions with the animatronic mascots, said reopening has been delayed to an unknown date. The CEO of [⠠⠋⠻⠁⠇⠠⠋⠥⠝⠀⠠⠁⠞⠞⠗⠁⠉⠞⠊⠕⠝⠎] has stated that the length of the delay will depend on how long the repairs will take, as the mascots themselves are using technology that was first manufactured in [⠼⠁⠊⠛⠃].

On related news, the staff is currently in search of a security guard to make sure nothing goes wrong on opening day, but even then, the future of the [⠠⠌⠂⠅⠓⠳⠎⠑] may be uncertain. Back to you, Ralph.