The first two was funny but the other three...

DID SKEBOB OPENED A DARK FOUNTAIN

RUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGG

I have hired this fella to stare at you

Ahlelele ahlelas

Rudie?!?!?!?

YOUSA GONNA STAND IN THE CORNER

Tenna dies

I'm not gonna solve ts

SMALLER EEFFOC EQUALS LESS BARBER SHOP HAIRCUT THE COST OF A QUARTER