"Can I try your coffee, Dad?"
"[looking stressed] Sure"
"[sips and looks disgusted] This is garbage, you actually like this?"
"You dare- [starts to stand up from chair]"
"It's disgusting"
"I-"
"[starts insulting coffee]"
"NATHAN ALEXANDER ARCH JR. I- [stands up, looks in his drawer and pulls out a gun and loads it]"
":^"
"Nate"
"O-O"
"What do you think you're doing to our son?"
"Fuck it"
"DON'T SWEAR IN FRONT OF HIM-"
the dad who's mad at his son who's insulting coffee - Nate Sr.
the one insulting them and being defended by Tessa - Nate Jr.
the one scolding Nate Sr. - Tessa
reading a preview of Into the Pit and this is H I L A R I O U S
was reading the TV Tropes page of Gone Home (YES I STILL PLAY THAT GAME IT'S LITERALLY G A Y) and this was on one of the main pages
holy fuck, Oscar, you're gay?
and you raped your nephew?
I BET SAM INHERITED HER GAYNESS FROM OSCAR HADJSKSHFJ-
YES
Y E E S
Porter and Sage have bestie energy
https://imaginesforthosewhoseekthem.tumblr.com/post/189637828428…
*suddenly starts to simp for Albert knowing damn well he killed his family with voodoo dolls*
*also BAHAHAHAHAHA ALBERT "JIZZ IN A CUP FOR ALCHEMICAL PURPOSES" VANDERBOOM JSKSJSKSKSKSKSKS-*
James be simpin'
(watching a Roots walkthrough, a good way to start a sunday morning)
so he's ignoring the fact we just opened a secret passageway RIGHT NEXT TO HIM?!?
memes i found gathering dust
enjoy
Miles is a good man
fucking asshole
(reading: Love Is Complicated (Miles X Reader) Alvin And The Chipmunks!: Road Chip)
Sam = motherfucking Buddy Lewek confirmed
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