skits in Inky Abyss AU (ye, title change AGAIN)

mmmmmmmmmm was watching some The Office

YES i know Dr Hackenbush on Joey's meeting schedule is a ref to the character from the Marx Brothers film

but

why not

i

make em a gal in my AU

and

name her Rose

ah yes

twin brotherly bonding

"help there's a creepy old guy in my bedroom"

"thats your grandpa Buddy, my father"

"why does he look like a guy that set someone on fire"

"he set my mother aka your dead grandma on fire"

"w h a t"

"my borderline disorder is inherited from him"

"u m - "

so basically:

"Joseph I swear to the Holy Lord ge-" - Emmett Drew

"Remember, your wife is a sex demon." - Lilith Drew

"Oh right. Uh- I SWEAR TO SATAN'S UNHOLY ASS-"

"That's better."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N4ChH5mvAo

Joey: i wish signal corps was like this

Thomas: what

Henry: im dying

Lottie: *on the floor*

Nate: 👁👄👁

Donaldson: i-

Eckhart: BAHAHAHAHA-