That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

If Isabelle were human:

Made with Microsoft Copilot.

Maze Maker - Official JadeJohnson Games Gameplay Showcase

Wild Leak Appeared?!

Look what just arrived in the mail today!

Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M

The sixteen-bit iKuma SARI Slide-Show-Gaming Console was supposed to receive a Vocal-Synthesis-Support-Update before the end of its lifespan, but said feature was cancelled at the last minute, because... well... just listen to this!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

Have YOU beat the game yet?

Now it's gone down to fourteen hours, but seriously! Check out how long Dropbox thought that the Official Provisional Release would take to upload! Like, how ridiculous is THAT?! Eh?

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!