you know, I just realized that the dotted line around the globe is the equator. I always thought of it as a "cut here"

you see, I feel like I'd make a perfect leader. I'm very hands-on. and by that, I mean my hands on this big red button

It may or may not do something terrible to a certain Dark Star.
don't worry, I've already got his cough-in paid for.

*maniacal laughter*

It's too late to stop me. by now, dark star's powers have been neutralized, and lightning is in captivity at golden's base.
time to get the ransom for lightning, and the cure to dark star's ailment-

what do you mean they cured dark star, saved lightning, and are holding shadow-omb hostage to get info on how to get into the base and make me good again!?