Which one would you choose?

When someone tells me to help him with a job:

Ignore the @Randomidiot666 upload, but I'm sellin' some nukes, anyone want some?

Odd friend group

I think I have an obsession...

[ Villain and Violent, Infant and Innocent ]

Ft. Present H!Mazen and Past H!Mazen

I can relate-

Sorry but wha?-

Lindsay and theCheshire Cat (WhackEland 3: happy never after)

Gm GJ, just had an UMAI! breakfast