Which one would you choose?

Me when I do an oopsie and I gotta run:

I feel like I'll regret this-

I think I have an obsession...

OKAY, IT'S ALL UNDER CONTROL!- (Genshin memes-)

Sorry but wha?-

@3Desmond3

I can relate-

Gm GJ, just had an UMAI! breakfast

When someone tells me to help him with a job: