voice: ok how your character's gonna be?

player: kind of lonely and quiet but friendly.

voice: very bad i won't let you do that.

toriel: omg kris you overslept 0.0000000000000000000000035 miniseconds asriel just wakes up at the 6 AM and goes to the school at the 8 AM.

kris: ok shut up please i'm going

toriel: ok i'll wait you outside.

kris sees a mirror

kris: it's me, kris, and yes i'm ugly cus i say it.

kris goes to do pee and puts bombs in the toilet.

toriel: don't do it.

kris: what the, first weren't you outside or now you become prof. oak that you can talk me from 9999999999999 kms? second, i'll do it anyways.

kris goes outside

toriel: ok let's go

toriel: i hope one day you become like asriel.

kris: you literally bully me by anything.

toriel: idc

kris: why everyone says me hi when i am only a kid?

toriel: idc, now we got to school, goodbye and i'll see ya later.

kris goes to classroom

kris: hi

alphys: you got late again, sit down plz

kris: ok

alphys: now, i'll tell you how much is 1+1, and also 0x0

susie: hi

alphys: omg hi

alphys: search chalk plz

susie: ok

alphys: go kris plz

kris: no

alphys: plz

kris: no

alphys: plz

kris: no

alphys: plz

kris: ok fine i'll go

kris goes outside of the classroom

kris: ehem

susie: oh, you, now die.

kris: i just appeared and you're already bullying

susie: you saw me eating chalk.

kris: you were facing to a side where i couldn't see you eating chalk.

susie: kris, logic doesn't exist there

kris: oh right.

susie: anyways, let's go for the chalk, also you'll make our project

kris: no

susie: idc you'll do it anyways.

kris: you'll see when i do nothing and you get a F

they go to search chalk

susie: oh wow a door let's open it *opens it* this seems pretty dark and big, let's enter.

kris: by normal logic this place seems not normal so i think we should go to search chalk in another-- AH!

susie: idc let's enter to this dangerous-looking place

susie: ok this place doesn't look normal, let's turn-- what the, it closed!

kris: i told you-- wait why the floor's falling down.

susie: idk, how about we fall already?

they fall.

kris: wow i am blue, do that means i'm drowning?

kris: ok there's a save point.

*you touch it

save point: *being blue fills you with DETERMINATION

kris: why would that determinate me?

save point: idk

susie: oh hi kris why there's a black person in the distance.

???: die.

susie: run.

they run and slip off and fall to a city.

kris: oh wow a city.

susie: ok let's go to that castle

ralsei: hi i'm ralsei, wanna hear a story?

kris: no.

ralsei: idc hear it anyways.

there were two races, LIGHT and DARK

they were chilling when random stuff happened and everyone died.

then from nothing some guys appeared to save the world.

an EMO SILENT KID, BARNEY THE DINOSAUR, and a PRINCE OF THE DARK.

idk why the universe selected three random persons to save the world, but they somehow will save everything.

and on this map there's the first place to start to destroy whatever is destroying our world.

ralsei: what do you think of the legend?

kris: it sucks we're going.

ralsei: wait

lancer appears and kicks ralsei ass

lancer: kickin' ass time, i'm lancer, the bad guy, duh.

susie: ok die

kris and susie kicks lancer ass

kris: ok ralsei let's go.