3 months ago
“Diddle me this Batman… When the bat is on your tail, your best bet is to bail. As I hold my baby oil tight, I’m finna freak off with all ya tonight! And sure I may bite, but you better not fright, for I’m finna take your booty hole and leave you to die!”
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WHY IS THIS COOKIE SO SAD!!!???? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
“NINA GET ME OUT OF THIS F*CKING JAR! NINA!!! NINA!!!!” -Jeff
“C-CHARLES WAIT, LETS TALK ABOUT THIS!”
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“My eyes are sweating right now… Someone hold me…”
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LOOK AT MY LITTLE BABY!!! She different isn’t responsible for any war crimes~ 😊
Yay! I’m one year closer to my death today!!! 😁😁😁🥳🎉🎂🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎂🎂🎂
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Jeff… my beloved and favorite Creepypasta I loved when I was ten…
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