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The JadeJohnson Games JadeElight™ Thirteenth-Generation PowerPoint-Gaming Console For X64 Windows PowerPoint 2010 And Newer
6 years ago

Don't Worry, "The JadeShop™" Is Not Dead!


Sorry For Blaiming You Microsoft®, Maybe.

So, we discovered that Microsoft might never have been the problem, it’s Google!

A while back, during the prime of the JadeShop™, one of our developers was having a problem with her computer, so we downloaded the Google Chrome web browser so that we could recreate her issue and walk her through the proper solution.

As it turns out though, Google Chrome is a Virus that stops PowerPoint from being able to stream SlideShowGames by rerouting links through your default browser, even when Chrome is fully uninstalled!

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180° Rotated Translation: Curse you Google!

We’re Transferring The Data On One Of Our Test Servers To A New Hard Drive To See If That’ll Solve The Issue.

One of our test servers requires a new hard drive now, because JadeJohnson Gaming is no easy sport, or at least not in terms of digital workload intensity! So, once we get its data moved over (not copied [so we can keep the dates in order {and who reuses dying hard discs anyway}]), we’re going to run the last build of “The JadeShop™” that supported streaming on said server, and if it can stream, then we’ll release a massive update because we’ll know that you can still stream, so long as you never have and never ever do install Chrome, because Chrome’ll break it forever for you!

If All Goes Well, Every Jader Should Have Streaming Back By February At The Latest!

Pray for us, and that it was actually not Microsoft who broke SlideShowGameStreaming, because if Microsoft had nothing to do with Jaders not being able to stream their favourite titles, then boy do we have a malware report to send to Microsoft regarding Google’s misbehaviour!



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