I really gotta learn to not stand in front of my sentry

I had a dumb idea and had to make it.

Voice by me.

[STALKER Anomaly]

Them pesky neighborhood dogs won't be bothering me again!

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You may not like it, but this is what peak physical perfection looks like

I AM NOT A MORON

I used uberduck to completely redo the vocals of Danzig's "Mother" using Soldier's voice. (youtube: https://youtu.be/aoU08P9HacU)

Is my birthday too.

Merry birthday :)

I gift us all with this shark.

#spawnday

bro got so mad

This guy has really mastered the morter