I think the game just hates classic Sonic cuz the first time I did it with Neo Metal and it was fine

Perfectly normal conversation between me and @krismas_

How people be describing what happens to them after eating Taco Bell:

Why does his jump pose go so hard

Can someone tell me why Mecha Sonic mk II just froze in the race?

Not that I'm complaining, it was way easier to beat him, but why?

Chilling out with the bestie in the Doom Zone!

Movie Sonic: Um, excuse me, who in the actual fuck are you?

Uh...

Ok so I figured out how to do the lightning rod thingy on command

Destroying G.U.N robots, very sinful!