Some random employee for Astronomer Inc at the Coldplay concert looking over at the kiss cam to see his boss getting caught cheating on his wife:

Delicious eyes

Eyes so yummy I gave them a theme song

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

Look at me I'm so buff

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

Man why tf is my pc background this

How Family Guy expects us to react when a scene with sad flute music starts to play about a lesson that the characters will forget next episode:

I hope this works

How Zoophile mf's look at you when you tell them that animals cannot consent, you can't marry dogs, and cats are not sex toys: