"What's it look like to you, buddy? I'm just being perfectly and normally gay with my cute goat mage! Are you seriously going to give me extra points to put in my portfolio?" "I just can't stop winning, and YOU can see it!" edit: this post is so cringe

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Congrats to Dotemu for launching their new game Absolum! Hades + Streets of Rage = Yes, oh and it's 10% off for launch'

Check out the game: https://bit.ly/absolum

"I'm Mary Brightany, Daughter of the Dream Realm. I like to run through drywall and punch stuff really hard. Wanna be friends?" "...Why is my head a lamp? Counter question: why do you look like a tall hairless weasel?"

@BeyondThePixels is a Jolter to Watch and a game developer re-inventing 90s retro cool for todays gaming community!

Check out their game Astro Burn: https://gamejolt.com/games/Astroburn/1023196

Follow them before the quest ends on October 21 and you'll get Coins!

i feed a ton of information about mountbound to chatgpt and had it write shitty fanfictions, so here's some funny snippets

1. larry and walter were blues brothers (parody of funny 80's movie)

2. greg and duke nukem

3. larry haunts donald trump

2 mary costumes 1. silhouette 2. original 3. goth 4. sans

🚨 Radio Hoomanz🚨 Ep3 – Announcement 📢

➔ Wishlist Hoomanz on Steam & join our Discord! Link in bio!

Play as Shoo, guardian of Planet Erf with a hidden dual nature, in a cozy stealth-adventure to scare away all the invading Hoomanz!

#hoomanz #radiohoomanz

Two sketches I made for characters in MountBound: Chief William and Mayor Katherine.