Look at me I'm so buff

Delicious eyes

Man why tf is my pc background this

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

Some random employee for Astronomer Inc at the Coldplay concert looking over at the kiss cam to see his boss getting caught cheating on his wife:

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

Eyes so yummy I gave them a theme song

How Family Guy expects us to react when a scene with sad flute music starts to play about a lesson that the characters will forget next episode:

I hope this works

I don't even need to manipulate this mf to do what I say he just does what I need him to do without even knowing I exist - Golden Alex