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fnac series retrospective part 3.5 (thumbnail by @bixqa )


Well, this is surprising, originally, I planned to just shove everything fnac 3 had into one big post, but then I realized it was just WAY too long. So I tried to just make the remaining stuff as small as possible, which meant I had to skip a lot of stuff, which I hate doing. So 3.5 it is, consider this as your intro. Let's just get this over with.

Alright, first of all, the minigames.

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We got fishing with Candy, Cindy's Garden, and Candy's Adventure. Let's go with fishing with Candy first.

It's one of THOSE games where shit comes from the sky, and you gotta collect it,yahoo.

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Getting a super high score gives us a secret minigame.

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We play as an older Mary at the new and improved Freddy Fazbear's pizza. The minigame takes place some time before fnac 1 and the bite of 87.

Mary goes to the prize corner with the puppet and the other kids.

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When seeing her, Mary starts hallucinating the puppet as Vinnie.

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Spooky Cindy's Garden time!

It's wack a mole...

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The story behind this one is that Kane Carter hired Cindy to work as a beta tester for Popgoes reprinted. Sadly, Morse the Mole, and his army of asset flips have invaded this place and wanna forcefully get into the game, so Cindy, being the psychotic bitch she is, brutally murders them with a hammer.

I made all that up, don't tell anyone, or they'll think you're a crazy person. Um, yeah, secret minigame.

We play as the Cat and we're..somewhere.

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There are 2 smol children wandering around, and we gotta kidnap them.

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When you get both of them, go over to Rat and put them in the machine, and they get turned into Candy and Cindy.

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This answers the question that no one really ever gave a fuck about. Yes, Candy, and Cindy are possessed by dead kids. Well done.

Alright, those games were.... basically nothing. Now, it's time for the big boy Candy's Adventure.

This is an actual nes 2d platformer.

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You play as Candy, old Candy to be exact, and idk you got some beef with dogs, and now you gotta fucking kill them stupid dogs.

You move left and right with A and D and jump with W and attack with the space bar.

After going to the left for a while, we find Blank, who gives us that juicy, juicy lore.

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For some reason, the doggos have dug a huge underground maze, and Blank thinks that the Boss Dog, yes, that's his actual name, is up to no good.

There's this kinda annoying part with these merdogs.

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They kinda work like the Cheep Cheeps from the bridge levels in Mario 1. They can jump anywhere they want and attack you,this part is not that bad, though.

This game's also like Metroid, with you being able to shoot at random places to find secrets and upgrades.

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We kill a few more dogs, get some more upgrades, and then find Blank again, who talks about upgrades.

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How the hell did he get here? He says he knows a few short cuts. Hmm…
The next room we find a BIG dog who jumps and breaths fire.

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we kill him:)

Then we reach the Boss Dog's EVIL lair. It has all the evil stuff like gray bricks and lava, and Dry Bones man.

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This doesn't stop old Candy as he pushes forward till he reaches the EVIL Boss Dog.

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You can tell he's evil cause he has one of those spike collars, and he's big and he's angry, and breaths fire, yeah, pretty evil, Candy obviously kills him and he.... doesn't win and doesn't get his waifu. Instead, he goes to weird glitch land.

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Going out of this place sends us to another secret minigame.

You play as the Rat in the fnac 1 locations. Avoid everyone and everything till you finally reach the office and kill the night guard.

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HMM, I wonder what this connects to.

and yeah, those were all the minigames, only one of them was good, better then nothing, I guess.

The first one, laser pointer, makes your flash light small.

My wake up music makes it so that you always gotta have the tape playing, and it doesn't make time go faster. Silent night makes it so that the tape plays but you can't hear it. Yay, the most important one is the Shadow Challenge.

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Shadow Challenge is the hardest night in the game, and your facing off against Shadow Rat from the Deepscape.

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Alright, so he's a much much faster version of Monster Rat. Even faster than Vinnie. He gives little to no time to send him back, and after you do the bedroom phase he'll be back, basically, instantly.

Also, there isn't a shadow cat in the night, but he has a render in the files.

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I guess he got removed for balance reasons or something like that. Back to Shadow Rat. Yeah, the only hint I can give is to git gud. Beating the night normally doesn't count; you have to beat it with ALL challenges active.

But if that's way too hard hard for you, there is a way to cheese shadow challenge all challenges start the night, start the tape, wait for Shadow Rat to attack, get him to go under the bed. The tape should make weird ass sounds. Deal with rat, and hide yourself in a corner and congrats, you did it For the bed time sequence to happen, you actually have to stare at the monsters, but if you don't, nothing fucking happens. The tape is still making garbage noise just let it do it's thing still at the corner, maybe go get yourself a glass of water,or a snack. Or you watch the new mr beast expose video on your phone. You beat the night, and get the 4 stars. Yay, so cool Oh and I love Shadow Rat’s jumpscare.

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Ok,now,it's time for the actual important,stuff, the 2 secret endings.

Alright, first hit new game and start night 1. Do everything as normal BUT if you click on the little origami cat, he'll fall off and get milked to death by commentary YouTubers.

In the dreamscape, origami thinks you did that, cause, OOPS, accident. Keep doing this over and over again, and he gets more and more depressed, till night 5, he's done with your bullshit.

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Origami says that he was the last thing Mary and her mom made before she, for some reason died. He says that by us throwing him away, we basically ruined our life now; we'll never find out the truth, and the nightmares will last forever.

But he comes up with a big brain plan: “Hey, if you don't sleep, you'll never have nightmares." so he gets turned into Monstergami.

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There's a really ominous feeling seeing his ugly eyes just stare at you forever, and ever, and ever.

Yeah, that was neat, I guess?

Now time for the actual important stuff. Remember the red text guy in the final night? Yeah, remember how it kept saying, "Where is he?" Ok just like the forgotten ending, start another playthrough from night 1. Somewhere in the deepscape, you'll find this little car dude.

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The car will eventually ask you if you want to say anything. Just say it, so on your keyboard, type, "where is he," and then press space. The car will give you lore.

He has prepared some games for you to play. All you have to do is find them; he gives us a hint on how to find the first one: Collect all 100, and go above the entrance.

In Candy's Adventure, there are coins you can get, and there’s a total of 100. Get all of them and get back to the caves entrance. Then jump to the top till you find HIM.

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He then starts talking
“did you think that was it, did you think you found me? You are so stupid now let's play," then he starts laughing like Omega Flowey when you get a game over.
then shows his ugly ass face.

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Ok, now what do you think happens next Does the game crash? Does it break the fourth wall Does it, idk, put you through a chase sequence Or maybe show you a video of a guy unsubscribing from pewdiepie Well, guess what, WRONG, the real answer is five laps at Freddy's.

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You're on this track against the weird Candy man, and gotta do one single lap around it.

Just like Five laps at Freddy's, this minigame controls like ASS. Drifting in your stupid car feels really weird. It’s really hard to explain you really gotta play it for yourself to understand how shitty it feels. We as a species should accept there will never be a good official fnaf kart racer.

After beating this, you’ll be booted back to the menu. 1 down, 4 more to go.

In Night 2's deepscape, there's a secret path that leads to this unicorn thing.

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"Where is he" the unicorn will say that he can't tell where he exactly is.but, he gives us a hint.
"they fall from the sky in this order red red red red red green blue blue white red white blue"
Go to the fishing with Candy minigame and catch the fish in that exact order and look new minigame.

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This ones based off of that dinosaur browser game yeah, it’s pretty easy you beat it and back at the menu 2 down, 3 to go.

in night 3 you'll find this duck thing

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"where is he" hit the holes in cindys garden in this order 2 2 2 2 2 4 1 2 4 2 3 3 1 3
AND OH MY GOD LOOKS IT"S frogger

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It's Frogger; what do you want me to say besides 3 down, 2 to go Night 4 deepscape, you do the secret route and find the robot man.

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"where the fuck is heeeeee" You gotta do Vinnie's night again, I'm not joking.

Ok, here's the part where the super secret evil bad guy says his evil line that makes the guy that runs Game Theory now, shit his brain out.
"I see i see that they told you not that your here let's play... space invaders"

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..... Did you know that there was an edgy Space Invaders reboot called Space Raiders that came in the 2000s back when gaming was still stuck in its edgy phase............

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Did you also know it's fucking horrible and should not be enjoyed even ironically. I bet you didn't know that oh yeah 4 down, 1 to go.

Ok, so in Night 5's deepscape, there was a 0 on the right. Go to this grave and run around it like a smol child till the counter reaches 12.

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after that look guys look last toy thing

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Go find him in the Thank You screen, hmmm there's that bitch

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Just between Candy and Cindy, look final minigame.

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You play as cup, the bastard drops tea on the floor, and you gotta catch it making sure it doesn’t drop on the floor for some reason the cup has goddamn ICE physics.

And yes, YES, it's over, 5 down, 0 to go. I'm so tired, now you should have a star that looks like a Lollipop on the menu. Click on it.

"you made it you must be remembering a lot by now however i have one last thing for you though one last thing to remember"

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idk carrot bonnie? ok lollipop time

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Lollipop talks about being bored for having to wait for such a long ass time. Asks if we enjoyed them, no

He says that these games sadly won't be his last, and that something's already in the works. Check it out in a cardboard box.

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I find it incredibly funny that it says it has nothing to do with fnaf, despite the fact you can clearly see animatronic arms coming out of this thing. Oh, and I'm pretty sure this thing got cancelled. Let's end this already.

final verdict on lollipops ending

I mean, it's a cool idea though,It could be way better. That car game can get into a car crash and be stuck in hell with Five Laps for the rest of its pathetic excuse of a life.

I genuinely can't express in words how awful that minigame is. It genuinely makes the game so much worse.

i'm gonna go on a vacation now i heard there's this super futuristic restaurant heard they have 3d printers for some reason hmm....



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