⚠️SPOILERS⚠️

Ok ok ok imma be a bit frantic here so imma try to go in the order of the movie

Oki so first of all Afton is so fucking scary and him as the yellow rabbit is exactly how I wanted it to be cuz omg wut an opening

I rly like how Mike, Vanessa and Abby are developing since the last movie

Mike does kinda piss me off and I think that's actually rly great because it creates conflict between me and the protagonist of whom has a rly good reason to be acting that way

Vanessa as the 3rd main character is also really refreshing I love her character and how she's dealing with past trauma

However Fazfest has such a bad set up cuz how tf do you make something this popular in a town just from word of mouth from a story most people think are fake

Anyways I love Abby, she's developed really well

Anyways nice to see some side characters from the first movie get more screen time

Anyways Vanessa's dream

Holy fucking shit

Number 1 Afton is so fucking intimidating, thank you Matthew lillard

Number 2 IS THAT FUCKING CIRCUS BABY, WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT HOLY SHIT SHE'S BEAUTIFUL ALSO WHAT WHAT BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT AND HOW AND FUCKING FUCK ME ELIZABETH IS HERE

LOREEEEEEE IMPLICATIONS BUT ALSO RLY RLY INTRIGUING

PROLLY THE BEST LORE DROP OF THE MOVIE EVEN IF IT LASTS A FEW SECONDS

Anyways after having a heart attack

The ghost hunters! (I forgor if this was before Vanessa's dream but whatever)

Number 1 tiny puppets are stupid lol

Number 2 can't rly say shit abt the mangle kill cuz the trailers love showing that clip

Number 3 THE PUPPET (the marionette as she's called in the movie but I'm too hyped so idc) HOLY FAZFUCK, NUMBER ONE THE ANIMATRONIC IS INSANELY WELL DONE AND ANIMATED AND REALLY CREEPY BY ITSELF BUT ALSO THE GODDAMN POSSESSION SHIT IS SCARY AF, I FUCKING HATE THAT SHIT, THAT STUFF JUMPSCARED ME SO HARD HOLY FUCKING FAZBALLS, I HATE THE WAY IT MOVES

Anyways Abby runs off to Freddy's

Mike talks with her about the spirits not being there (which makes a lot more sense than constantly telling Abby he's gonna fix em, idk why he didn't just say that)

Anyways FREDDY PLUSHY DID THE HUR HUR HUR HUR FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

Anyways Faztalker blah blah blah

"ABBY COME FIND US"

She goes and meets Megan fox (who sounds great as Toy Chica btw)

Blah blah blah anyways I'm doing a review not a recap so anyways skip to Vanessa at Fnaf 2

PUPPET AGAIN BEING TERRIFYING JUMPSCARED AGAIN GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

Skip to Abby at Fnaf 2

Creepy ass puppet holding onto Vanessa, she's fucking gross and freaky

Anyways after a rly funny Chica death stare animatronics roam free hell ye

Cory again, always love to see it

And the only instance of beak chica which is kinda a bummer but I'm just realised right now in real time that she took her beak off so the puppet could hide inside holy shittaki mushrooms

Anyways anywho

Toy Chica slays and kills stinky teacher man hell ye

Kellen and Matpat sound great

Toy Freddy sounds like glamrock Freddy tho and Toy Bonnie has a unique voice but I can still tell it's Matpat (maybe I'm too overexposed to his voice cuz apparently other people couldn't notice)

Anyways anywhy pissed me off that Toy Freddy and Toy Bonnie got no kills at all :<

Anyways Mike with Henry

I love Henry, really does just feel like he's ripped straight out the games, unfortunately not a lot of screen time tho

Then Mike at Fnaf 2, I knew this was gonna happen from teasers but the withereds just laying on the ground is such a boring first impression, I was kinda hoping they would be in their iconic poses but damn

BUT THEY LOOK GREAT OBVIOUSLY, LOVE EM

Anyways BB attack in the water (I love this guy)

Also he looks identical to the games, like him, baby and the puppet are 1 on 1 replicas

Anyways blah blah blah

Mike plays Fnaf 2!

Withered Freddy jumpscare was perfect I love that pose, Withered Freddy slays

Oki oki first proper complaints: BB gets killed so easily and that's so lame, it's kinda funny but seeing how deadly he was in the water this felt kinda forced

Withered chica looks rly good and does the Tpose

WITHERED BONNIE SITS IN A VENT AND DOES NOTHING, FUCK YOU SCOTT CAWTHON WHAT WAS THAT, THAT'S IT!?!

Ugh anyways IT BE THE NIGHTGUARD! *jumpscare over desk and then freezes* literally piemations shit lmao, but Withered Foxy rly could've had more potential

The Withereds were so underutilized

Also I'm oki that they're not the spirits but it does mean they lose character and aura but everything else is still spot on

Anyways Mangle on a car is great, she definitely could've killed Vanessa is he just tried but bleh whatever (not enough full mangle shots btw :<)

Anyways throw Mango at Toy Freddy lol

And they all then deactivate (rip toy bonnie cuz he was mid kill)

Anyways anyhows Doug jumpscare lmao

Anyways Abby gets jumpscared by the puppet bursting out of Chica, who is a springlock!?!? Hello!??! (bleh whatever it doesn't affect game lore) BUT ABBY PUPPET IS FUCKING TERRIFYING AS HECK, PIPER IS A RLY GOOD ACTOR CUZ SHE'S GREAT AT BEING MENACING, ANYWAYS I HATE HOW SHE MOVES FUCK THAT

Then blah blah blah fast forward to "oh no we're surrounded" "ah ha ha but it was I MICHAEL the security guard from the start LAST NANE AFTON who was behind all this, I'm surprised Vanessa conveniently didn't mention me. Anyways join me Vanessa and together we can rule this singular town as brother and sister, come home with me" "I'll never join you, this is my home now" " so be it jedi, kill them" *suddenly Toy Freddy gets cut down, holy shit Foxy Fnaf 1!, then Mango gets destroyed, Bonnie Fnaf 1! :o, then Toy Bonnie gets decapitated, FREDDY FAZBEAR FNAF 1!, only Toy Chica left and then boom Chica Fnaf 1 kills her in an instant* "drats my plans I must flee" *and then Michael runs off* "oh no my friends, you saved us but you're dying" "bitch we already dead" "oh btw Mike, now that we're gone, we can't protect you from a certain someone" *wink wink nudge nudge*

Anyways after that rly sloppy ending (unfortunately) Mike is justifiably angry at Vanessa, of whom had no reason not to tell him about literally everything else

And then da puppet possesses Vanessa *end movie* SCOTT YOU ASSHOLE, HE DID THE THING HE DOES IN THE BOOKS AND LEFT IT ON A SHITTY CLIFFHANGER

Anyways rant out of the way, back to peak fiction

IT'S BEEN SO LOOOOONG SINCE LAST I'VE SEEN MY SON LOST TO THIS MONSTER, THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER! SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE I'VE BEEN SINGING THIS STUPUD SONG SO I COULD PONDER THE SANITY IF YOUR MOTHER *clap clap*

Anyways "I found one, a real one" lmao

And then it's the coolest fucking shot of the BEST irl Springtrap I've ever seen HOLY SHIT I LOVE HIM, and then he becomes sans lol

Then they hit us with the Henry FFPS tape recording lol

Additional notes: I'm pissed cuz I missed some Easter eggs, also I really like that roaring stuff Withered Foxy and Springtrap do, it sounds so animalistic I love it

Overall great movie, mixed ending and the spoiler free bit basically explains the rest

Also every shot from the movie used here is taken from Twitter, I ain't sneaking photos cuz I ain't no asshole

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Anyways I'll be watching videos on easter eggs, if anything is rant worthy then I'll come back to this post and place it here:

I FUCKIN MISSED SHADOW BONNIE IN THE OFFICE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK