the recap

i drink pee pee i eat poo poo

when you realize will smith slap chris rock at oscars was years 4 ago

FNWP is 7 years old now. Yikes!

alzheimer’s

John (Russian Blue Fox)

Джон (Русская Синий лиса)

how it feels to be 17

the shape

Happy Valentines Day!

id like to apologize to the chipotle employee who minutes before the place was closing had to get a second tortilla to fully wrap my burrito because of how much shit i had put on it