Since I've been hit by a car let's talk about the whole being dead thing

He's not that big and bad. What about above average hight and sleep deprived?

I did it... yay

“wh4t’2 f0r d1nn3r bl41r?!?! (^ _ ^)”

“uhh 4 t0tt4lly n0rm4l burg3r??? duh z0mb111!! (- _ -)”

“c00l!! c4n’t w41t!!! yum! (> . <)”

(my ocs :P)

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They have been dating forever and they have an adopted child. Gordon should just put a ring on it lmao.

Since I am dead I can take off my head to recite shakespearean quotation

ahh yes such a delightful meal

Real