Straddlers when you breathe in a 200 mile radius from them:

shut up jimbo you're a piece of paper in a video game

Reminder that at one point someone built a massive car in CC.

Happy New Years y'all!

Somehow I managed to Crystal Dash just as the Black Egg opening animation played, so I got stuck in the state and continued dashing against the wall, and when the animation ended and I was able to move again . . . this happened? This game bro.

New game page thumbnail! Unfortunately I did not had the time to update anything else and I really wanted to update the thumbnail before New Years

map

rain worl

Entrance lobby camera reveal! Also expect a trailer soon :)

This is what I mean about the ads bro, fullscreen giant popups.