1 year ago

Fuck Caravan: A Fallout New Vegas rant about the worst tutorial for a card game known to man (See Article)


Fuck Caravan

Id like to thank the maker of that mini game for making the worst possible tutorial in gaming history. Imagine they invented a new card game, but you can’t get a demonstration, or a tutorial round first, and all the rules are explained in a long ass text box, and of course the instructions are pretty difficult to understand without visuals.

I want to say I’m not mad at the game itself, it isn’t that bad. It’s really all about strategy, and blind luck. The game’s fine. The Learning Curve is what sucks about it.

To give a rundown, it’s an advanced version of Blackjack, where instead of 21 being the limit, it’s 26, you both have 3 different decks to try getting to 26 individually, and the face cards are power-ups where you can take out cards, double card values, or even randomly remove cards. And you and your opponent can do it to each other’s decks too.

That means it leaves me with trial by fire to actually win one game versus someone. And the funniest part was that there’s an achievement for getting 30 wins in it.

You can make it easier though because you can buy cards from different shopkeepers, and just use them in your own deck. The best strategy is to buy all the 10’s, 9’s and 7’s you can because any 3 of those in a combo gets you 26 easy.

I will admit though, it was really funny gambling No-Bark Joe Rogan out of all his money since he’s the easiest AI to play against.

But yeah I’ve been a lil addicted to this game recently and that’s what I’ve been up to (instead of editing my videos which I should do…)

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