O Holera! Ceto Freddy Fazber?!

HORHORHOR MY BALLS, OR I'LL MAKE YOURS FASTER!

The Memes Your Game?

Just Shout My Name!

But Please Let Me Use My OWNS!

So, The First One Good,

But a Third a CRINGE!

YOUR PINGAS WOULDN'T GROWING EVEN FOR INCH!

Will You Hearing This Rap, I'M CALLING GRINCH,

To Make Him Steal your Gifts.

Here's What I Ask:

PLEASE LEAVE THE CHAT!

Or You gonna SEE my DISCORD NIIIIIIITROOOOOO!!!!

Oh-Oh-OHIIIIIO!

Welcome! You're My SKIBIDI TOILET!

Oh-Oh-OHIIIIIO!

Please Don't Leave! I HAVE NO GYATTS!

Oh-Oh-OHIIIIIO!

Let's Be SIGMAS! Let Me RIZZ YA!

Oh-Oh-OHIIIIIO!

HAHA! IM MEWING Today!

*Baldi Spinning in T-Pose*

*"LIGMAH BALLS" on The Board*

Hey-HEY, Everyone, Come DANCE AROUND!

LET'S HAVE MINECRAFT WORLD STARTED!

We'll Take Fantum's Taxes and "JOE MAMA" Jokes,

We'll Deezing YOUR NUTS WITH IT!

So, Let's Make You Drink ALL THOSE GRIMACE SHAKES,

Or YOU GONNA BE REPORTED!

Hey-Hey, DON'T WATCH IT!

I DIDN'T WANTED TO POST IT!

Mah 16 Kilos of HORNY CONTENT!

You Crying-IM JUST TROLLS HARDER!

Don't Run-I'LL DOXX YOU FASTER

Im Makes It for MY PLEASURE!

ON THIS SERVER IM THE MASTER!

GeDAAAAAAGediGedaGedaGOOOO

IM GONNA MAKE YOU SIMPING ON ME!!!!

IBeenMARIIIIEDaLONGTAMAGOOOO

Surf-the Net-CARE-FUL-LY!!!!

PLEASE!

Checking The Socials

SLOW DOWN!

Screaming FOR LIFE

just

CANCEL BALDI PLEASE!

[reapeat it for thousands times]

*Cool Sax Solo!*

Don't Beat MEAT......on MAH POOOORN!

Don't Beat MEAT......on MAH POOOORN!

DON'T BEAT MEEEEEAAT......ON MAH POOOOOORN!

DON'T BEAT MEEEEEAAT......ON MAH POOOOOORN!

[Repeat it for thousands times]

HaHAAA! Just KIDDIIIING!!!

PLEASE!

Checking The Socials

SLOW DOWN!

Screaming FOR LIFE

just

CANCEL BALDI PLEASE!

[reapeat it for thousands times.....AGAIN]

F#ck your MOOOOOM, you BANNED me.....

Huh.....

Well.....

GUESS I SCREWED!＼(^^)／