I’m not actually human. I am an alien from the planet Zurguoliouse174)55$’*(+&#:=‘&/ (unable to say the rest in human language). I came to earth in search for lemons, you see, we don’t have them from where I come from. But when I tried one, it was the best food I had ever florging tasted (fucking in Zurguolyish). I will be staying on earth, for I can not physically live without lemons. I hope you can all understand.