why tf did america make kirby look like a drug dealer that sells silly straws on facebook marketplace gawd damn

i need to buy this

baby girl..

my daughter and son are finally getting together for once!!! :P

his face

dog reveal

can ya'll watch my daughter for a sec

her: alright i'm coming over you better not be not book smart and be money smart

me:

he's just shaking his ass at me

This pic goes hard.

Feel free to screenshot.