The homeless man watching the flaming brick I threw rocket towards him at the speed of light for my entertainment:

first speedrun check

this is what happens when you throw someone into blender when they've never modeled. God help us all.

NOOOO

The results are in! Here are the games I'll be streaming!

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Tick tock, tick tock... Watch the hands go 'round the clock... Ashes, ashes... we all fell to dread...

The results are in!

Everybody - Meet Samuel the Whale. Or Sam for short.

Homie: "bro, the government made cocaine!"

my honest reaction: