I hope this is NOT real

XD

Mi serpiente esta solida

✝️🔥

🤠🎅

Literally me:

WHEN MY GF SAYS I GOT A LOT OF SMEGMA

(IDK WHATS THAT I THINK SHE SAYS IM A SIGMA)

Bro she already got a son

Everyone,join! Or everyone will be stupid!

Do you want to be stupid? DON'T JOIN!

LITERALLY ME