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Hello folks!!


Date Recorded: 9/2/2021

Nave Jonnson here!! It has been a while hasn't it? Well, if you fnaf and horror game fans are listening to this message, you might want to hold on to yourselves.

Do you all remember this minecraft series called "Freddy and Friends"? I think that's what it was called. Well, as you all seen most recently our mall keeper Mr. Sheffinton wanted to hire more mall keepers to run this town!! So, he decided to hire like 5 mascots to keep these crappy covid people entertained.

Introducing, the legendaries, the ones, the onlys, Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, and Golden Freddy.

Wait? What? Excuse me for a moment. yes?.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Thanks. We notice that Freddy had told me that the reason why that he and his friends are Mr. Sheffinton's new mascots is because he wants to keep people wanting to bring back everything that was here before.

Which are........Wait? WHAT!?!?!?! Umm? Foxy? Is this really what your boss want me to talk to everyone in the future here? Really? Huh?

Anyways, the way how these mascots works is to tell people to buy this, tell people to visit that place, and etc. Just try not to give our five mascots a really hard time please people?!?! Wait/ OH MAN!!!!! Freddy, Lord Virus is acting up again!!!! Oooh geez! Sorry folks. Have to cut this message short. Oh dear!! Nave Jonnson!!! We are done here!!! Umm? Moxxie? Octavia? Tell or call Lord Snakehead to tell his school to not let Lord Virus to work at......? Wait a minute? ALREADY!?!?! You left the mic on again!!!

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