-The Curse of Crits-

this is a shield. here are the stats:

+15% fire damage resistance on wearer

+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer

+random crits on swords

+10% random crit chance on non-swords

next is...

-The Back Slash-

this is a sword. here are the stats:

+guaranteed mini-crits on enemies back

+15% movement speed when weapon is active

+melee attack is a wide hit that can hit multiple targets

-15% swing speed

-no random crits

-25% health from health packs on wearer

after that is...

-The Explosive Piss-

this is a grenade launcher. here are the stats:

+on direct hit: coat ememy in jarate

+crits when it would normally minicrit

-30% splash damage

-35% damage

this one was made by @aryecki . go follow him.