Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh AH YEAH! So you think you good at this game ey? So you think you a pro at this game? EY! So you think you be mastering this game, well I be mastering the game while you only master collecting the rings EY! I be practicing the metal race while you be practisng green flower 1 EY! I be beating the final boss while you only beat the first act of the first zone EY! I be pounding bosses to the ground while they be pounding you EY! I defeated that Metal freak, that cracked egg, that purple twit while you got trouble with a basic crawla EY! I be getting them emeralds in SECONDS while you be failing to collect them blue spheres EY! You be tryna speedrun and failing, and that's fine, I have yet to perfect my act but the act you got you still on act 1 OH! I done mastered the style of every character, I got the power of the hammer, the work of the cork, the might of the flight, the flow of the glow while you got trouble executing a thokk properly yo! Ina short summery I'm better than you in everyway you be trying everyday but you failed today, I beat you to the dirt lil squirt you shouldn't of even thought of trying me in match UH. *insert mic drop*