Why is nobody noticing the other news articles to figure out what they're saying?

Im FNAF phone guy. Lets rap FNF style in the comments

Who invited lil' bro

Friedrich's Game Jolt Stickers WAVE 4 - NOW AVAILABLE (Placed charged stickers on my posts to get em!!)

THEY GOT KRIS, WE'RE DOOMED-

Closing the book on Five Nights at Friedrich's (the game)

Here is what the new banner looks like!

Behold! The flashlight sprite for a certain "animtronic"

LIVESTREAM: THIS SATURDAY, JULY 12TH @ 12PM NOON, come ask me questions while I draw WAVE 4 of Friedrich's Game Jolt stickers! Afterwards, I'll be playing FRIEDRICH'S and providing a "director's commentary." Don't miss this one! https://www.youtube.com/live/wsfrCJJimp0

I made a new thumbnail for the gamepage. Lets hook this bad boy up!