How did the Heavy beat the Scout to the point?

He was Russian.

Why doesn't the sniper hit on girls?

He only huntsman

Why didn't the Spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

How does the pyro pay his groceries?

Spychecks.

Why doesn't Spy shave?

Sniper never gave his razorback

What did the heavy say when he saw a spy with a spycicle?

Icy Spy!

How many Snipers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but try telling that to the other seven Snipers on your team.

What's the difference between jarate and Call of Duty?
The jar.

What's red and smells like the BLU team?
The RED team.

Why doesn't the scout's mom talk to the spy anymore?
He gave her spy crabs.

How do you keep a Pyro busy?
Tell it there's a Spy in the spawn room.

What's the difference between a noob pyro and a skilled pyro?
About 2 hours.

Whats the Demoman's favorite food?
Spam.