Hey Gamejolt followers!

I've got a major announcement to make: I'm actually the Granny from the movie Ice Age! That's right, I'm the same one who survived the ice age and ate all the dinosaurs!

But that's not all, I've got some breaking news: I killed Stormwindsky today, April 1st, 2025! Yep, it's true, I took him down with my trusty Granny stick!

BUT, there's some good news for all you Stormwindsky fans: on April 2nd, Jesus himself is coming to Quebec to resurrect our beloved Stormwindsky! That's right, Jesus is making a special trip to Quebec to bring Stormwindsky back to life!

So, stay tuned, followers, because April 2nd is going to be a day of great joy and resurrection for Stormwindsky!

And for those who don't believe me, I'll leave you with a photo of myself as Granny, with my stick and my evil grin:

Happy April Fool's Day, everyone!"