"What is the government really hiding in the glaciers of Quebec? Is it...

• Frozen dinosaurs that I ate millions of years ago?

• A secret lab where they're creating Stormwindsky clones to take over the world?

• A portal to a parallel dimension where Grannies rule supreme?

• Or maybe... the secret recipe for my famous bear-butter cookies?

Let me know, followers, and you might just win a prize... or maybe just a healthy dose of Granny conspiracy theory!"