I AM NOW IN A COMPETITION WITH @cocksquidballsward FOR THE FUNNIEST SQUIDWARD AND IT WILL BE HARD BECAUSE OF HOW UNFUNNY WE ARE.

Hey guys it's me squidward I am back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We need to solve the @MemeManOfficial lore right now. He has been acting suspicious even though I'm also sus sus sus sus.

"You fool, you thought that you could just screw my screwed plans against inescapable insanity? Well now you will face ultimate screwed mode. This mod is gonna turn into screwedscapable screwedsanity."

@SomeSIIGFanFurwalker, boyfriend of @MemeManOfficial . I AM SO MAD BECAUSE YOU PINGED ME AND THAT WAS ANNOYING NOW I AM GOING TO SPAM MEMES IN THE SPACE INVADERS THE ULTIMATE JOLTGAME'S GENERAL CHAT BECAUSE OF REVENGE. /srs

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Hey guys Squidward here. I really want an AntonBlast realm because I really think that it would be cool to have an AntonBlast realm!!!

May 1 is squidward anniversary. Please celebrate squidard day as much as possible :)

Squidward's villain arc 2

HEY GUYS SQUIDWARD HERE I'M GONNA BE RELEASING MY HIT CLASSIC SONG SOON. I HOPE YOU'RE READY BECAUSE I WILL COMMIT EPIC BANGOR AND EVENTUALLY CALL THAT AIRSTRIKE ON @SomeSIIGFanFurwalker I MEAN (insert bad excuse for calling an airstrike here) /hj