Hi, I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya

Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia

Book's your game? Just shout my name

When you let me use my whip

So that's one book right, but you're all wrong

You haven't even let me use my thong

While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"

Like the door I open on you

Here's a tip, abandon ship

Or you're gonna see me campfire willy

Oh, oh, oh, hi there (welcome to my hooker palace)

Oh, oh, oh, hi there (please don't leave, I have no friends)

Oh, oh, oh, hi there (let's go camping, let me touch ya)

Oh, oh, oh, hi there (haha, I tied you up)

Every boy and girl, come dance around

Let's get an orgy started

Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope

We'll fill your asshole with it

Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola

Gonna send you right back to detention

Pay attention to my dick's ascension

16 bits of dodgy tension

You cry, I just hit harder

You're wrong, I'll speed up faster

I rigged this for my pleasure

In this classroom, I'm the master

Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

I'm gonna make you scared of me

Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

You're my ecstasy

Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down

Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"

Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down

Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"

Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down

Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"

Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down

Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"

Don't eat ass in the halls

Don't eat ass in the halls

Don't eat ass in the halls

Don't eat ass-

Hahaha, just kidding

Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down

Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"

Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down

Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"

Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down

Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"

Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down

Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"

Rats, you got away

Guess I'll die