8 days ago

hi, gayjolt here!

you may be wondering why our servers arn't working

well, thats because after receiving complaints about our april fools 2024 event, we decided to surprise you with another late april fools event in 2024!


thats right! april fools, our site is almost unusable! go celebrate this event by spending every penny you own in the gayjolt shop, one of the like four features on this site that still work! this april fools event will last..........whenever ig.

for those waiting for us the fix our servers, we're working on it! we have sent one severely uneducated high schooler down there to fix all of the servers! im sure he'll do fine!
thank you all for your money

-gayjolt

p.s. please dont believe any lies my pr brother @gamejolt tells about the situation, its all pr talk! trust me, the reason i provided is totally the reason canon to earth season 2024, trust me!

p.s.s @gamejolt breaking character for a sec, please dont ban me this post is a joke.

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